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Notes on Music
Wed April 9, 2014
"I can't reach the brakes on this piano!"
These are some of the amazing statements accumulated by music teachers in Missouri:
“I can’t reach the brakes on the piano.” “A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals.” “ A harp is a nude piano.” “When electric currents go through guitars, they start making sounds. So would anybody.” And finally, “I know what a sextet is, but I’d rather not say.”