Wait...Wait Don't Tell Me

Saturdays, 1-2 p.m. on KUAR
Carl Kasell
Peter Sagal

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me! is NPR's weekly hour-long quiz program. Each week on the radio you can test your knowledge against some of the best and brightest in the news and entertainment world while figuring out what's real news and what's made up. On the Web, you can play along too.

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
10:43 am
Sat February 22, 2014

Prediction

Originally published on Sat February 22, 2014 11:03 am

Our panelists predict how organizers will spice things up at the next Olympic games.

Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
10:43 am
Sat February 22, 2014

Lightning Fill In The Blank

Originally published on Sat February 22, 2014 11:03 am

All the news we couldn't fit anywhere else.

Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
10:43 am
Sat February 22, 2014

Limericks

Originally published on Sat February 22, 2014 11:03 am

Carl reads three news-related limericks: Pay As You Go, The Yippy Menace, and Dead Sexy.

Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
10:07 am
Sat February 15, 2014

Limericks

Originally published on Sun February 16, 2014 2:13 pm

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PETER SAGAL, HOST:

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
10:07 am
Sat February 15, 2014

Prediction

Originally published on Sun February 16, 2014 2:13 pm

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PETER SAGAL, HOST:

Now, panel, what will take out Matt Lauer from the hosts set? Brian Babylon?

BRIAN BABYLON, COMEDIAN: He gets horrible hair plugs that gave him bangs.

(LAUGHTER)

(APPLAUSE)

SAGAL: Kyrie O'Connor.

KYRIE O'CONNOR, WRITER: Ann Curry with a tire (unintelligible).

(LAUGHTER)

(APPLAUSE)

SAGAL: And Maz Jobrani.

(SOUNDBITE OF CHEERING)

MAZ JOBRANI, COMEDIAN: Given that the temperature is warm at the Olympics and Matt Lauer is cold as ice, he's just going to melt.

(LAUGHTER)

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
10:07 am
Sat February 15, 2014

Lightning Fill In The Blank

Originally published on Sun February 16, 2014 2:13 pm

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PETER SAGAL, HOST:

Now, on to our final game, Lightning Fill in the Blank. Each of our players now have 60 seconds in which to answer as many fill in the blank questions as he or she can. Each correct answer now worth two points. Carl, can you give us the scores?

CARL KASELL, ANNOUNCER: Kyrie O'Connor has the lead with four points. Brian Babylon and Maz Jobrani are tied for second, each has two.

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
6:58 pm
Fri February 7, 2014

Prediction

Originally published on Sat February 8, 2014 11:17 am

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CARL KASELL: Now panel, how will we be wasting our time ten years from now? Tom Bodett.

TOM BODETT: Well, as the second term of President Chris Christie winds down Americans will be wasting a lot of time stalled in revenge traffic jams across the United States.

(LAUGHTER)

(APPLAUSE)

PETER SAGAL, HOST:

Roxanne Roberts.

ROXANNE ROBERTS: We'll still be trying to scrub all those drunken spring break pictures and slightly offensive jokes off all our Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn and Instagram accounts.

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
6:58 pm
Fri February 7, 2014

Lightning Fill In The Blank

Originally published on Sat February 8, 2014 11:17 am

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PETER SAGAL, HOST:

Now, on to our final game, Lightning Fill In The Blank. Each of our players will have 60 seconds in which to answer as many fill in the blank questions as he or she can, each correct answer now worth two points. Carl, can you give us the scores?

CARL KASELL: Roxanne Roberts has the lead, Peter. She has four points. Tom Bodett and Paula Poundstone are tied for second. Each has two.

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
6:58 pm
Fri February 7, 2014

Limericks

Originally published on Sat February 8, 2014 11:17 am

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PETER SAGAL, HOST:

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
5:13 pm
Fri January 31, 2014

Prediction

Originally published on Sat February 1, 2014 1:51 pm

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PETER SAGAL, HOST:

Now panel, what will be the big story out of the Sochi opening ceremonies? Mo Rocca.

MO ROCCA: The Iranian ice hockey team will enter the arena singing, It's Raining (unintelligible).

(LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: Faith Salie.

FAITH SALIE: Putin and Assad will appear in matching rainbow leotards and reveal through an interpretive ribbon dance that they carry a torch for each other.

(LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: And Tom Bodett.

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